Man, that’s jive
You know that thing some guys grow just under their bottom lip? Yeah, if you can’t come up with a better name for it than ’soul patch’, I don’t want any part of it. It would’ve been slightly less odd in 1975, back when ’soul’ was an important part of people’s lives—-especially if you were black—-but it’d still be stupid.
Besides, you look like Hitler, only you sneezed and your face got rearranged a bit.