Random Thoughts
from way in the back of my amazing brain |
I’m not going to say that sometimes milk randomly shoots out of…er…them, or anything, but once I ran over and picked up the baby and held her up and just as I planned she yawned just then and caught most of it, and then a guy in a red-striped jacket and a straw hat told me I could have anything off the second row.
Just when the light was starting to get dim and it was just about to officially be Christmas Eve, I walked into the bedroom with the mail. My girlfriend Sherrill was in bed taking care of the new baby.
I put a brown cardboard box down next to her. “Open this,” I said.
She looked at it curiously, looked at the label, which was addressed to the three of us. She looked at the return address. It clearly wasn’t one she recognized. She looked up at me, puzzled.
“Pennsylvania?”
“Open this,” I said again.
“Why do you want me to open it?”
“Because,” I said, “If it’s from who I think it’s from, if I opened it I’d probably end up crying.”
audio tapes for babies in mothers belly
led to Chris’s Guide to Babies, Chapter 1: Harmony
How’d they get in there? Even more important, how’d the cassette deck get in there?
story behind baby ruth candy bar
led to Babe Ruth…oh. Isn’t he a sports guy
Uh oh…I hope they didn’t think I knew what I was talking about
recycle bin icons plus! moon
led to ‘Recycle Bin’? Try, uh, ‘Trash’
‘Recycle bin icons plus! moon’. Really. I could follow the logic until ‘moon’.
But I did like the post this search led to.
creepy preacher
led to Review - There Will Be Blood
I wonder if the creepy preacher from the movie was the particular creepy preacher this guy was searching for.
Today I weighed 186.8 pounds. This is a bit more than I’d like to weigh, but I don’t feel too bad about it cz I know that all the junk in my head caused by getting over being sick accounts for at least five pounds of that.
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Daniel
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I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Circle of Sun, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
Aug 14, 12:38 PM — [ View Random Thought ]
Yeah, I guess you do. It was pretty complex and esoteric.
Here’s a resource for you: dictionary.com
Do you think Tom Cruise sat around thinking,
“Everyone in the world hates me. They think I’m arrogant, they think I’m a religious nut, they think my whole marriage is just for show, and they just think I’m freaky pyscho insane in general. I mean, thank God for George Bush and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears…if it weren’t for them, every entertainment show on TV would just be thirty minutes about me.
In Which
Annalise
Counts
on Her
Fingers,
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Car Loan
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Sorry I haven’t written…too busy getting married could be incredible project as you say enormously; thanks for everything!
June 1, 4:31 PM — [ View Random Thought ]
Did I say it enormously? I didn’t mean to.
From last year, but this is an annual thing. Since it’s Christmas time again, here are the movies you MUST watch at Christmas, followed by the movies you can watch if you want to, and finally, the Christmas movies you must avoid at all costs.
Here is a handy guide to crying based on my first-hand experience with my baby, Annalise, who is sixteen days old as of this writing. I assume all other babies are exactly the same. If other babies behave differently, you should encourage them to follow my daughter’s example, because they are clearly doing it incorrectly.
Having said that, there are three degrees of crying for a newborn baby.