Random Thoughts

Ways to Mispronounce Bruschetta

1.  Broo-shet-a

2.  Bruh-shet-a

3.  Broo-sket-ty

4.  Brooooooo-shet-a

5.  Bloo-blet-a (French pronunciation)

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We went to see the new Harry Potter the other night–

Which was actually good this time, I give it the chris86 seal of approval.  Significantly better than the last couple of movies.  Even though it couldn’t overcome my most major complaint, which is universally shared by all other Harry Potter movie fans, that being, all together now,

 ”The new Dumbledore sucks.”

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Emma Watson (you know, Hermione from Harry Potter) was on David Letterman last night, and she was just…adorable.  She always has been, of course, that’s why she got the job, but she just gets cuter and cuter.  Unlike Harry Potter himself, who just seems to get progressively ever-so-slightly weirder-looking.

And she seemed completely uncomfortable and awkward all during the interview, seeming self-conscious and confused at times, which of course was just all the more endearing.  If I were 14 and had watched this interview, I would be deeply in love with Emma Watson.  Read more »

Okay, just for the record, this is not a blog. 

A blog isn’t even a thing.

Blog is the sound you make when you throw up.

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Time for some birthday wishes!  Lindsay Lohan turns 21 today.  She’s finally legal; now she can go out drinking, partying, and generally just whoring it up…

…oh wait.