Random Thoughts
from way in the back of my amazing brain |
Starring:
Me
99
Dana
This is a classic MSN conversation the three of us a few years back. Other than a little commentary to make everything clearer, and a few edits of typos or unrelated comments to make everything more readable, here is the ‘pork chop’ story, as Dana calls it, in its entirety. Dana’s in orange, I’m in green, 99 is in purple. Read more »
What sort of mental problem does THIS signify:
I changed the batteries in my remote control the other day, and when I’d replaced them with fresh brand-new Duracells and hit fast-forward, for some reason I expected the movie to fast-foward faster.
And this was on my DVD player, not my VCR.
That’s not how it works.
???
Y’know, I have very little use for country music, but if you’re in the mood for nice sweet sentimental bring-a-tear-to-your-eye lyrics, country music is your one-stop shopping location.
WHERE WERE YOU (WHEN THE WORLD STOPPED TURNING)
alan jackson
where were you when the world stopped turning
that September day?
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So okay, show of hands, how many of you have read all the Harry Potter books? Well if you haven’t, you won’t get much out of this. Why don’t you run along and read them all? There’re only six books, so that’s only, what, like 68,000 pages to read? I’ll wait.
Okay, all caught up now? Read more »