Random Thoughts
from way in the back of my amazing brain |
Last weekend I taught an adorable sweet three-year-old girl how to say “Screw that!”
SCORE!!! Double high-fives all around. And were the parents ever proud! They were beaming!
Okay, well I don’t remember what I was going to say about cussing, other than it was gonna be very informative and hilarious. But about Chili’s managers….
First of all, and this is kind of a pre-story, y’know, not really related but interesting anyway, like the beginnings of James Bond movies…first of all, the other night we went to a new Chili’s near Southpoint mall, and boy did it suck. The bill was like $16 and we left a tip of like 40¢ (which is a low low low low tip, in case that’s not immediately obvious. I forgive you for not knowing this, for all you know I could be a cheap @#*&#^#.)
Now for me to give a tip like that, there has to be some real sucking going on, and I think you could’ve heard this place sucking from across the street. Here is a list of all I can remember that sucked. Read more »