An open letter to Vanessa Carlton
Posted in TV on February 21st, 2005 by ChrisOkay Vanessa Carlton. Shut up. I’m not buying your stupid Time Warner Cable.
Bling bling bling-bling,
bling-bling-bling POUND-POUND-POUND
POUND-POUND-POUND
I hope you are getting like $5 every time Time Warner plays that commercial, cz you are already set for life by now. But it’s gonna come back to haunt you, because no one will buy any more albums you put out out of revenge. Least that’s true for me.
You’re not big enough to be doing commercials anyway. Know how you can tell? If you have to announce who you are during the commercial, that’s your clue. Julia Roberts never announces her name during the AOL commercials, but we all know it’s her.