Random Thoughts

from way in the back of my amazing brain
 

Great comments which I still felt compelled to delete, #20

Posted in Random random thoughts on February 28th, 2010 by Chris
Lorna Posley
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narutogames.spam/tenten

wrote:

Taylor has a voice that makes my body feel funny… in a good way. I try to dress like Taylor whenever I get a chance by copying her style lol. She is not like the other psycho party girls in Hollywood because she acts like a lady. Haters can continue hating and I will keep on loving Taylor! God is nice enough to give us Taylor and we shouldnt be wishing the worse on her.

Jan 31, 10:02 PM
in response to Required Christmas Viewing 1

(aside to camera) Speaking of psycho party girls…

But still, after all this time, I’m sure Taylor Dayne will be very happy to know that someone still cares.  (And so strongly!)  Was it Love Will Lead You Back that sent you over the brink into madness?  Yeah, that one almost got me too.

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Ten ways to improve the Biathlon

Posted in Spy stuff, How To, TV on February 22nd, 2010 by Chris

The Biathlon is the coolest of all Olympic events, winter or otherwise.  I mean, dudes skiing around in the snow with sniper’s rifles slung to their backs, just skiing around and shooting things.  Figureskating?  YAWWWNNNNNNNNN.  Curling?  So you slide things over ice onto a target.  Well I think what you’ve got there is shuffleboard.  The luge?  I think if instead of a person, you dropped a big giant bag of flour onto the sled when the gun went off, its score would be about the same.   And there’d be a lot less unnecessary loss of life.

No, the biathlon is far superior to any of this.  But that’s not to say it couldn’t stand some improvement.  What sort of improvements, you ask?  Well I’ll tell you.
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On the occasion of my wife and my kid being out of town

Posted in Lyrics on February 20th, 2010 by Chris


BLUER THAN BLUE
michael johnson

after you go
i can catch up on my reading
after you go
i’ll have a lot more time for sleeping

and when you’re gone, looks like things are gonna be a lot easier
life’ll be a breeze, you know
i really should be glad

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Withdrawal part II: A movie review (sort of)

Posted in Family stuff, Movies on February 15th, 2010 by Chris

So my dad read my post about how on Andy Griffith one day Opie made me bawl like a schoolgirl, and how I quickly blamed it on the fact that I’d just quit a medication I’d been on cold turkey and was going through withdrawal.

—-We need another phrase to describe how you quit something.  To say you’re quitting something ‘cold turkey’ makes no sense.  How is it that the best way we’ve come up with to describe quitting stopping something or other immediately, instantly, without looking back, is to say ‘cold turkey’?  Can’t we as Americans do any better than this? 

What’s the explanation?  At one time, when people would quit smoking, would they start eating cold turkey instead?  Why?  What good did that do?  Who has lots of cold turkey sitting around ready to be eaten anyway?  Do people usually quit smoking right after Thanksgiving? 

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The main event! iPhone vs. Windows Mob–oh, Windows Mobile is down already

Posted in iPhone, HTC Touch Pro, Reviews of unlikely subjects, Computers on February 10th, 2010 by Chris

Yeah—-it wasn’t even close.

I have been a victim user of Windows Mobile for a few phones now. 

I moved up over to Windows Mobile after a brief but happy fling with a Kyocera 7135 running Palm a decade or so ago—-my first smartphone.  (See, I even remember the model number.  You never forget your first.) 

(sigh)
(single tear)

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Great comments which I still felt compelled to delete, #19

Posted in Random random thoughts on February 2nd, 2010 by Chris
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I am katrin. how can i make a blog?please come to chat me and help

Dec 30, 1:37 PM
in response to Hem, hem

Oh sure, if it were anyone else, Katrin would have an adult webcam chat with them.  From me, she wants website advice.

      

Collin Leigers
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Can I use this if im sensitive to caffine or is the product completly free from caffine?

Jan 11, 8:27 PM
in response to Great comments which I still felt compelled to delete, #3

As far as I’m concerned you can

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Mongolia–can’t we all just get along

Posted in Random random thoughts on January 28th, 2010 by Chris

Does anything ever go on in Inner Mongolia?  I know it’s a little more travel time, but it might be worth checking into.

Also, why don’t we just combine Mongolias into one big old Mongolia?  Is it that different?  Or are they not gonna move until they see South Carolina and us set the example?

Classic reviews of iPhone apps #1

Posted in iPhone, What the heck, people on January 24th, 2010 by Chris

What a keen eye for detail you have

It sure isn’t, is it.  You tell them.  And go ahead, put in a little bit of sarcasm.

Withdrawal

Posted in Family stuff, TV, Random random thoughts on January 12th, 2010 by Chris

So Opie wants to get a job and he goes to the grocery store to apply for one.  But this other kid wants one too and gets there at the same time.  The grocery store owner guy hires them both on a trial basis for a week, and tells em he’ll hire one or the other of them at the end of the week.  So of course Opie is the golden child and gets the job, big surprise, and I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that his dad’s the sheriff, or the fourteen warrants outstanding on the grocery store guy. 

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Interesting Google searches which led people to this site #10

Posted in Random random thoughts on January 6th, 2010 by Chris

the search
laura linney love actually ringtone
led to Optional Christmas Viewing 2

Agggh, don’t remind me.  If anyone still uses this ringtone they need a smack.

    

the search
laura linney annoying
led to Optional Christmas Viewing 2

Well that’s true too.

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